a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
(Source: calibornsbottomwhore, via fiercefull)
Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
the warning history shows,
for our Hogwarts is in danger
from external, deadly foes
And we must unite inside her
or we’ll crumble from within
I have told you, I have warned you…
let the Sorting now begin.
(Source: scaredpotter, via stilesisanassbutt)
im just curious as to what people who don’t believe in larry think when they come across this picture? like what do they think happened?
do they think it was just like “hey mate mind if i borrow your shirt collar to wear around my wrist real quick?”
“oh yeah sure my platonic best friend”
(Source: goddamnlouis, via comewithmenialler)